What the Fuk are Mom Jeans?!?

When did this happen? When did my body agree to be adorned with these “mom jeans”? This is some bullshit! Which one of the three children I naturally gave birth to sent me catapulting out of the junior and missy section of the store straight into the “Let’s identify the woman's changing body by labeling it as Mom Jeans,” or the “You’re a grown ass woman now” section?

FashionEonJanuary 24, 2020fashion, jeans, denim, moms, mom, body, age, ice cube, fuck, wtf, black, crenshaw, soldier, jacket, thigh high, boots, thigh high boots, pajama jeans, teesgeek, dreamparis, luckybrand, fergie Comment

A Tale of Soap and Shower in My Fuk’um Dress

Often, I have these flashbacks, memories of him. It’s as if he was once the greatest love of my life that tragically ended before we had a chance to swallow what was sensual and so delicious.

FashionEonMarch 28, 2019fashion, white, dress, heels, sandals, gold, earrings, fulani, via spiga, silver, sleeveless, sexy, zeagoos, fuck, fukum, fulaba, sadeComment